Just a Joke (Haiku 2010)

By Damien Knight

I eat children
Kidding of course, wonder
y’all even know me

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Season Haikus

By Cera Knapp

Fall

Leaves turning colors
Dropping with each gust of wind
Fall days come quickly

Winter

It is very cold
Snow flakes falling on the ground
Rolling in the snow

Spring

Flowers blooming bright
Many bees come for pollen
Sun is shining down

Summer

The sun is so hot
The sun is shining so bright
Hot, bright, hot, bright, hot

Selfie Sunday: Sort of?

-Damien

I will officially start story Sundays next Sunday. This Sunday I want to share our yearly October first tradition with you all. Please take a moment and visit our vlog. Every October we dress up on the first and post an update video. Thanks Love y’all Raven’s Vlog: Oct 1st Shadow’s Lair
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Pi

By Damien Knight

Wanna watch my brain fry
I just learned pi
22/7 or 3.14 oh joy!
Then there are variables, boy oh boy!
A^2+B^2=C^2 Pythagorean Theorem
I just don’t wanna hear ‘em
Properties of equality?
Don’t ask me.
The numbers are all a blur
Can’t say, I’m not sure.
What’s X+Y? I think it’s Z.
Some Z’s is what I need.
She’s got numbers and variables
On the board, it’s unbearable
I can’t take algebra anymore.
It makes my eyes sore.
No ma’am I wasn’t sleepin’
I was just thinkin’.
What? This is geometry?
Oh well, it drives me crazy.
Now multiply, 9 times 9 is 81.
Of course ma’am I am not dumb.
Well, she says I am not on task.
Hey kid, what question did she ask?