We were listening to the radio and on the morning talk they were talking about a facebook post going around. Apparently it is a challenge to come up with an insult that does not use swears. I told my spouse I had a few personal favourites I use.
I am going to share them here, also love to hear ya’lls in the comments.
1. You are as useful as a finless trout.
2. I would like to introduce you to a cactus… anally.
3. You are simply wasted oxygen, please appologize to the trees.
4. Ignorant and arrogant mindless dogs.
Anyway those were my favourites. Feel free to share yours.